MY THREE PROFESSORS FROM “SCREW U”
by Benjamin T. Moore, Jr.

Yes, I got my Ph.D negotiating those hallowed halls.

Professor #1

He tells you up front, he’s out to take your money, then proceeds to come after you for all he’s worth.

Professor #2

He tells you he’s not out to get your money. Matter of fact, he’s got plenty of his own and hasn’t given your paltry funds a second thought. Problem? He really is after your money and he comes after you even faster than Professor #1.

Professor #3

He sincerely believes he is not out to get your money. However, due to circumstances completely beyond his control… He winds up coming after your money just like professors 1 & 2.

(Attributions to Robert Ringer – Winning Through Intimidation)