MY THREE PROFESSORS FROM “SCREW U”
by Benjamin T. Moore, Jr.
Yes, I got my Ph.D negotiating those hallowed halls.
Professor #1
He tells you up front, he’s out to take your money, then proceeds to come after you for all he’s worth.
Professor #2
He tells you he’s not out to get your money. Matter of fact, he’s got plenty of his own and hasn’t given your paltry funds a second thought. Problem? He really is after your money and he comes after you even faster than Professor #1.
Professor #3
He sincerely believes he is not out to get your money. However, due to circumstances completely beyond his control… He winds up coming after your money just like professors 1 & 2.
(Attributions to Robert Ringer – Winning Through Intimidation)